In honor of today's Superbowl, a little bit of humor...
Quarterback Brett Farve, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God started showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers' flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here. "
Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a blue and orange sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bears logo flag, and in every window, a Blue helmet with a "C" on it.
Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an All-Pro Quarterback, I won a Super Bowl, and I even went to The Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"
Brett replied, "Well, why does Walter Payton get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Walter Payton's house, it's Mine! Go Bears!!!!"
Sunday, February 04, 2007
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I thought God was a Notre Dame fan. Oh wait, that's his son, Touchdown Jesus. Man, I always get those two confused.
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